What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:37

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…